The Monkey On My Back With A Nametag

I find women wearing baggy jeans to be attractive.

And if she happens to pull on a rugby jersey (preferably the Wallabies green and gold) as her choice of clothing to go about town, I swear I would grab her (by the hands you hamsap!) and look for the nearest tok kadi.

There. I said it.

Satisfied now?

Now monkey, please get off my back.

Tanam pinang rapat-rapat,

Agar puyuh tak dapat lari,

Ku pinang-pinang tak dapat-dapat,

Ku rayu-rayu ku bawak berlari.