The following events took place on Friday the 21st of August 2009
Just got back from Clayton. Fira told me that there would be an indoor soccer game and asked me to come along.
I didn't have time to get back to Albion St so I just went to a friend's place and grabbed the first pair of track pants that I could eye from his cupboard.
Took a 10 minutes tram ride to the indoor soccer ground. Just when I was about ready to enter the playing field, I noticed that there was a huge rip in my pants.
How I could not realise that I was wearing a ripped pants in the first place, I don't know. The owner of the pants in question has been subjected to 2 minutes of waterboarding for keeping a ripped pants in his cupboard.
In hindsight, it was an awfully windy day so I did not notice any unusual breeze. The tram was a bit packed, so I stood near the door. No wonder that old lady with the walking frame was smiling flirtatiously at me.
This is how I would usually look like with a normal pants
FOR THE WEAK OF HEART, AVERT YOUR GAZE NOW!
Trying to open the image above in a larger resolution is not recommended.
Lucky I was wearing underpants. If not, this might be a matter of national security.
When you've already walked around half of Brunswick with your bum showing for the world to see, slicing your throat with a rusty butter knife does not sound as bad.
When you've already walked around half of Brunswick with your bum showing for the world to see, slicing your throat with a rusty butter knife does not sound as bad.
18 comments:
Ahahahaah!!!
Macam mane boleh x perasan??!!
Punye la besar lubang
Ke saje nak flash the public??
Hahahaha
cayalah zaidi! :D
hilang lg pahala posa aku
aduhhh. gorie.. kau nehh.hahhahaha tp aku pun pernah mengalami pengalaman itu cuma tkdela kat butt kn. hohoho. kau nye case lg extreme!!!!!
aku rasa mungkin kalau aku mampu lihat kiraan amalan puasa, sudah kena diskaun 70% tengok gambar ini...
zahidi bontot besar...LOL
makcik brunswick kirim salam
fardiana: saja je nak kasi makcik2 atas tram eye candy sikit. they must think it's their birthday.
blek: cayalah blek! lepas ni kita buat ramai2 atas tram camni.
the king: dah kata suruh baca lepas buka...
nfar: ni dah tahap memalukan keluarga sebenarnya, nasib baik ada org nak kawan dgn aku lg.
katun: kalau dah 70% diskaun puasa, jom kita ke blok m utk lunch..
nicky: mana ada besar, tu cute namanya.
fira: ntah2 kau dah tahu seluar aku koyak tapi kau biarkan aje. keji.
Dude, thanks for the early birthday gift :P Gile hot kau.
sumpah aku tak tau.. aku bukan jenis tengok bontot orang.. haha. sirius wei. aku taktau... semua salah faris!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You are my new hero.
I thought your blog suppose to be a PG13?!
(I didn't dare to post a comment/ comments the first time I saw this entry. Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy)
alif: aku mmg hot
fira: kau still keji. tapi faris lagi keji.
bili: seronok gelak. kikikikiki.
adam: I've always been your hero. Don't tell me otherwise.
aqmaal: you of all people didn't dare to comment in the first place? this is weird...
weird is your middle name, not mine *bluerghhhh
tahniah zahidi!!.....wakakakaaka.
saye tumpg gembire bg pihak sephiroth fery
Bro. kenyang aku tgk. takyah berbuka dah for the next 3 days.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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